Women's Health
Ladies, listen up. I'm going to give you the cheapest and simplest diet to follow for loosing weight. It's original name is Anorexia. But I like to call it the "Really Simple Diet." Basically, you don't eat. That's it. No books to buy. No counting calories- because all calories are bad. No eating chemically saturated cancer causing food that still doesn't taste like real cheesecake. This diet doesn't require cooking complicated or even simple meals. No mess in the kitchen. You don't have to pay some expansive trendy chef to prepare your meals for you. This is a diet everyone can afford.
Plain and simple you don't ingest any food whatsoever. Sit back and watch the calories shed. That's what is also great you can just sit back. This diet requires no exercise. The only discipline you need is the discipline to sit and be. And let's face it muscle weighs more than atrophied skin and bones. Exercise just makes you weigh more. Could 100s of movie actress and 1000s of models be wrong? Of course not. They are famous and rich and therefore very smart. That's how it works: money and fame equal brilliance. Brain genetics and study have nothing to do with it. That's just propganda from ugly, nerdy, fat scientists.
They only draw back to this diet is that you may at times find yourself hungry. If you can't be zen about it you can try stimulants such as tripple esspresso (no milk or sugar!!!!), cocaine (no chocalate or cola) or meth. What's great about Meth is that eventually you're teeth will fall out leading you to shed even more pounds. Pretty fantastic. The drawbacks from the stimulants are that they may cause you to put forth physical energy and they cost money. But if you can get them for free you win! Remember sex burns calories but doesn't have to develop muscle as long as you just lay there.
Go ahead loose wieght on "Really Simple Diet." you'll be looking like bones in no time. Yippee!
***the following post was inspired by the blog "whatconcernsmemost"
Plain and simple you don't ingest any food whatsoever. Sit back and watch the calories shed. That's what is also great you can just sit back. This diet requires no exercise. The only discipline you need is the discipline to sit and be. And let's face it muscle weighs more than atrophied skin and bones. Exercise just makes you weigh more. Could 100s of movie actress and 1000s of models be wrong? Of course not. They are famous and rich and therefore very smart. That's how it works: money and fame equal brilliance. Brain genetics and study have nothing to do with it. That's just propganda from ugly, nerdy, fat scientists.
They only draw back to this diet is that you may at times find yourself hungry. If you can't be zen about it you can try stimulants such as tripple esspresso (no milk or sugar!!!!), cocaine (no chocalate or cola) or meth. What's great about Meth is that eventually you're teeth will fall out leading you to shed even more pounds. Pretty fantastic. The drawbacks from the stimulants are that they may cause you to put forth physical energy and they cost money. But if you can get them for free you win! Remember sex burns calories but doesn't have to develop muscle as long as you just lay there.
Go ahead loose wieght on "Really Simple Diet." you'll be looking like bones in no time. Yippee!
***the following post was inspired by the blog "whatconcernsmemost"
Comments
"You'll be looking like bones in no time."
"Looking like bones" has a great ring to it. Could be the name of a rock band. A rock band full of fat guys, of course.
You can have that band name because I'm going with "The Joan Rivers Experience" when I start my all female comedian band.