Boyfriend once Sought

In 2003 I broke my ankle and was on crutches for five months. This was the personal ad I placed at that time:

Single white cripple seeking mobile, automobile owning, male who needs to be needed. Will exchange physically awkward sex favors in return for laundry service.

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Anonymous said…
If I was reading Craigslist in 2003 I so would have tapped that. Yes, now that you mention it, I do disgust myself.
Anonymous said…
I am crying I'm laughing so hard at that. Patrick hopes you didn't really post that! >j<

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