Skating the Comedy Half -Pipe

I recently contemplated quitting comedy. Then, last night I got a call to temp for a month (or until I get fired-tee hee hee) and I realized I'll never be able to temp again, therefore starve, if I didn't think that one day I might actually be doing something else. I can't quit comedy because I need a pipe dream to keep from starving or drowning in my own salty tears.