The Truth Could Wig Everyone Out
Have you ever been lied to? Then, while hearing the lie you knew the other person was fibbing? However, you couldn't call them out on their mendacity because the way in which you know the truth is uber creepy? You can't just say, "Italy. Really? You weren't in Italy. There is no record of a plane ticket purchase on your credit card. What did you swim, Mr. Edward Harry Temme? (1st guy to swim the english channel.)"
They would then respond, "How do you know I didn't purchase a plane ticket to Italy?"
Then you'd be forced to admit, "Uhh. Well, umm. I kind of hacked into citi-bank's computer system to see what you were buying." And once the flood gates open you'll wind up admitting, " See, if you weren't buying anyone else gifts then I wouldn't feel bad that you weren't buying me gifts."
You can't have that so you have to sit there and pretend that they are getting one over on you. "Sure, you didn't call me back because you were in Italy. Fine. Did you enjoy your trip?" And then they would say, "Yes, I found the Italian food in Italy very Italian tasting." Which leads you to take your pen and jab it in your eye. Which somehow is less creepy and disturbing than admitting how you know the truth.
They would then respond, "How do you know I didn't purchase a plane ticket to Italy?"
Then you'd be forced to admit, "Uhh. Well, umm. I kind of hacked into citi-bank's computer system to see what you were buying." And once the flood gates open you'll wind up admitting, " See, if you weren't buying anyone else gifts then I wouldn't feel bad that you weren't buying me gifts."
You can't have that so you have to sit there and pretend that they are getting one over on you. "Sure, you didn't call me back because you were in Italy. Fine. Did you enjoy your trip?" And then they would say, "Yes, I found the Italian food in Italy very Italian tasting." Which leads you to take your pen and jab it in your eye. Which somehow is less creepy and disturbing than admitting how you know the truth.
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