Orange Alert Just in Time for Fall Foliage
The NYC subway system is under "Orange" alert. Why? The London Underground it ain't. NYC's subway is not some well oiled machine with regularly running trains at all. Hell, the trains don't even always travel along the routes that are depicted on the maps. How can you blow up a train if you can't even find it? How can you blow up the subway when your above ground on a shuttle bus from Park Street to Atlantic Avenue? Let's put this way I speak English and I don't even get this: The #2 and #3 Trains in the nyc subway system run up 7th avenue in Manhattan. The #4 and #5 trains run up Lexington Avenue. Due to maintance or construction the #2 train will be running up Lexington Avenue. Fine. OK. And the #5 train will be running up 7th Avenue. Huh? Are they maintaining a ghost track. If they are keeping trains running on both tracks why are they swithching the routes?
I have a feeling if the terrorists figure this shit not many of us will notice.
I have a feeling if the terrorists figure this shit not many of us will notice.
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As to the whereabouts of the 2 and 5, I have been on occasion rather shocked to learn I was on the 5 train when I got on at 72nd street and Broadway. I thought I had warped across town or something.
Anonymous, I think you're Will.